Sunday, February 22, 2009

#585 & #586- Character Assassination p.2 and Interlude



Hello, sorry I haven't been updating very often, but I've been grounded and haven't had access to a computer until just now. Anyway, we've got a little two-in-one special for you today. In #585, We get a little tease about who the Spider-tracer killer is, but we don't get any answers. Meanwhile, our hero gets in a fight with Menace who beats the crap out of him and then leaves him for the police. So, this should get interesting. Wouldn't it be funny if Spidey went through all of this just to be unmasked again. Maybe, he'll have to turn himself in to Osborn. Huh? Speaking of unmasked, we do figure out who Menace is. Harry walked in on him/her changing. It is...Lily Hollister. Yeah, really. Pretty lame if you ask me. So, basically, Menace is Paris Hilton. Whatever!


In #586, we get Lily's story. I'll sum it up for you. Daddy never loved her. She found Norman's gobby stuff. Some chemical of his spilled on her. She got goblin-plus powers. Meaning, she doesn't need a mask. Her face changes on its own. She thought that if she fixed the election that would make her daddy love her. Even if he did not know it was her. Oh, and that kiss back in NWTD was nothing. It was just to distract Peter. So, we learn that she's got problems. Of course right, she's a freakin' goblin. Oh, and she said yes to Harry, even though he's P.O.ed. The issue finishes with him putting on the goblin gloves and boots and getting on the glider. So, this could get interesting. I can't wait to read it. I'll see you later. Bye.